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hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

((so i started an caught up with homestuck))

vampire-gerard:

ask-dr-knockout:

meelo-dot-net:

a public service announcement

This.

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

gamma-the-penguin:

kevinvondoom:

onesecondoflovato:

if anyone could please ask anything, I’d love to answer

Ask me, I’m horribly bored

Pleaaaaasseee I”M BOORREEDDD

gamma-the-penguin:

kevinvondoom:

onesecondoflovato:

if anyone could please ask anything, I’d love to answer

Ask me, I’m horribly bored

Pleaaaaasseee I”M BOORREEDDD

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

xpantzlizard:

hops on the bandwagon

xpantzlizard:

hops on the bandwagon

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

lenienna:

*sees spoiler warning for a thing i like* oh no *reads it anyway* shit i’ve been spoiled

shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

zoe-fuentes:

pacific-indigo:

Red Fox Shiba

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SOCKS OMFG