> Ask-SkyTron

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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pardotje:

This is so cute that I have to die.

ladyslysilver:

thebuffbaker:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

DO NOT PET???? DO. NOT. PET??? WHAT KIND OF TORTURE CHAMBER IS THIS????

He’s a service dog, please don’t ask to pet a dog if s/he has a collar or vest that says do not pet. Service dogs are at work, they can’t be distracted so they can do their job. :) 

ask-irlfinnyland:

chariczard:

theslytherinprincess:

This is my favorite

I guess he was Finnished


WHAT EVEN. I DONT. WHAT

ask-irlfinnyland:

chariczard:

theslytherinprincess:

This is my favorite

I guess he was Finnished

wat

WHAT EVEN. I DONT. WHAT

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

caa-la:

Oh Percy xd

caa-la:

Oh Percy xd

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

japanese vs finnish

monktonk:

pati116:

st-chair:

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me a bitch

japanese vs swedish

Japanese: kissa – drinking tea

Swedish: kissa – peeing

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

telapathetic:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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beesmygod:

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die


downloading at the speed of light

beesmygod:

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

downloading at the speed of light

beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

imnotsurehowtonormal:

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

percyyoulittleshit:

duhpercy:

annabeth do you ever change your clothes

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damn that must be one good jacket

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have you really worn the same outfit since your childhood pls annabeth that’s not very hygienic

annabeth you’re not a anime character